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16 thoughts on “If trees could scream”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TMM says:

    I like how they angled the taillights just to make it look angrier

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dee Michaels says:

    Many years ago I was camping with friends, as we sat around the evening campfire, myself, as well as a few others in our group had taken some mushrooms, and once they kicked in, I suddenly found myself feeling sorry for the log burning in the campfire. I mean, probably before my lifetime, this little sprout popped from the ground, and ultimately became a large towering tree, only to be felled, divided, and meet it’s fate in the flames. The whole scenario is kind of funny now, but at they time it brought my evening down a bit.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars -Jeff- says:

    🤣

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rik Bitter says:

    Those were smallish branches leading me to believe this was a simple pruning which is generally done to keep a tree healthy. Something akin to getting a haircut or trimming your nails.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Visiorary says:

    Would they just whimper when giraffes and other critters munch on them?

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TheFurriestOne says:

    Shades of Charlie the Unicorn in those dying cries. XD

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Reverend Fuzzy says:

    …priceless.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Doctor Song says:

    Humans are "mostly dangerous"

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Euclid AllGloryToTheLogLady says:

    This immediately reminded me of one of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts… “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nasha UT says:

    What makes you think they don't?

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars okenhnh says:

    Unhappy Tree Friends

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Fred Gassit says:

    Damn Fran you just threw me bodily back in time, so hard that I had to search Google to refresh my memory.

    May 1981 UK TV, BBC I think
    Tales of the Unexpected S4.E7, The Sound Machine by Roald Dahl.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Piotr Misiuna says:

    Do you like a smell of freshly mowed lawn?

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mr A says:

    Just imagine how they sound being burned to death!

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Irving Peenwiddle says:

    Salads scream as you eat them too

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Probably Right says:

    think they would be screaming way before the chipper, more at the cutting stage

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