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16 thoughts on “If trees could scream”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TMM says:

    I like how they angled the taillights just to make it look angrier

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dee Michaels says:

    Many years ago I was camping with friends, as we sat around the evening campfire, myself, as well as a few others in our group had taken some mushrooms, and once they kicked in, I suddenly found myself feeling sorry for the log burning in the campfire. I mean, probably before my lifetime, this little sprout popped from the ground, and ultimately became a large towering tree, only to be felled, divided, and meet itโ€™s fate in the flames. The whole scenario is kind of funny now, but at they time it brought my evening down a bit.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars -Jeff- says:

    ๐Ÿคฃ

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rik Bitter says:

    Those were smallish branches leading me to believe this was a simple pruning which is generally done to keep a tree healthy. Something akin to getting a haircut or trimming your nails.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Visiorary says:

    Would they just whimper when giraffes and other critters munch on them?

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TheFurriestOne says:

    Shades of Charlie the Unicorn in those dying cries. XD

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Reverend Fuzzy says:

    …priceless.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Doctor Song says:

    Humans are "mostly dangerous"

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Euclid AllGloryToTheLogLady says:

    This immediately reminded me of one of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts… โ€œIf trees could scream,ย would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?ย We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.โ€

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nasha UT says:

    What makes you think they don't?

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars okenhnh says:

    Unhappy Tree Friends

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Fred Gassit says:

    Damn Fran you just threw me bodily back in time, so hard that I had to search Google to refresh my memory.

    May 1981 UK TV, BBC I think
    Tales of the Unexpected S4.E7, The Sound Machine by Roald Dahl.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Piotr Misiuna says:

    Do you like a smell of freshly mowed lawn?

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mr A says:

    Just imagine how they sound being burned to death!

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Irving Peenwiddle says:

    Salads scream as you eat them too

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Probably Right says:

    think they would be screaming way before the chipper, more at the cutting stage

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